All i have to offer is this: i hold a valid driver's license and I know the way to the hospital. I can hang curtains, flip a mattress, load a dishwasher. I can deliver a pizza, lend a steadying arm, laugh at a morbid joke and compliment a bad wig and I know the metric system. I doubt that's gonna be enough. Brian Fies
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If you are a man who needs a job that involves heavy lifting, looks like the woman of your dreams is offering a job that she can do by herself. If it involves heavy lifting, this woman probably has no interest in you. If it involves hanging curtains, you would probably get on her nerves if she ever wanted to hang some curtains. If it involves flipping a mattress, this might be a good thing to know about the person who will be sleeping in your bed. If it involves loading a dishwasher, you should probably keep looking for a better job.

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